wow i love the shade of purple she’s wearing
whoever mows the lawn did a great job.
Those pajamas look amazing.
okay so you se the tree in the top right corner? it’s pretty perfect
her dimples are adorable
i have those pajamas!
oh my fucking god you guys i can’t believe you haven’t even noticed the fact her hair is like a perfect shade of brown, i mean just look at it
all those spots on her pyjamas i just can’t, she is so adorable
awwww, look at that smile! what a cutie.
WOW ARE YOU GUYS STUPID
HOW HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED
WHY IN THE WORLD IS SHE WEARING PAJAMAS OUTSIDE?????
I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS
HERE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ALL THE NICE STUFF IN THE PICTURE
IS IT LIKE WET SERIOUSLY WHO TAKES A PICTURE WEARING PAJAMAS AND WITH WET HAIR OMFG
is that fire
petapeta, via poland-poledancer)
What goes on in my head when someone does something really dumb
turtles arent slow
poland-poledancer) Apr 21
Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Me: "I fuck girls."
My visit to get screened for cancer:
“Darkness. That’s the first thing I remember. It was dark, it was cold, and I was scared. But then…then I saw the Moon. It was so big, and it was so bright. It seemed to, chase the darkness away. And when it did…I wasn’t scared anymore. Why I was there and what I was meant to do, that I’ve never known, and a part of me wonders if I ever will. My name is Jack Frost. How do I know that? The Moon told me so. But that was all he ever told me. And that was a long, long time ago.”
lightwoodz, via dreamberks)
Psych-Quotes: Zodiac Signs and Love
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